Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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