i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
