Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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