But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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