Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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