My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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