How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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