they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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