your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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