Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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