...so i touched it.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
