Banned from zoo.
Again?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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