just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We were destined to go to rehab together
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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