How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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