real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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