okay pat passed out under dana's car
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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