i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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