We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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