So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
