we're chasing vodka with high fives
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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