I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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