Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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