I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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