it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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