***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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