No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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