I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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