honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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