I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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