I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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