MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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