I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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