Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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