I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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