when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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