It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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