Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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