Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I need to sanitize my soul.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
