just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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