can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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