well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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