We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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