3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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