So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You can't special order awesome
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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