I wanna bring you to show and tell
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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