Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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