talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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