hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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