you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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