so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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