i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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