I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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