so explain again why im purple
no
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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