What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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